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      Trước khi đặt vấn đề - thắc mắc, hoặc muốn tìm hiểu cách sử dụng diễn đàn AsianLabrys, xin vui lòng click vào đây, và tham khảo những chủ đề đã có trong box Hướng Dẫn/Thắc Mắc/Ý Kiến. Nếu thắc mắc chưa được giải đáp, xin làm theo như sau: a) Nếu bạn có câu hỏi hoặc gặp phải vấn đề liên quan đến kỹ thuật của diễn đàn (lỗi gặp phải khi sử dụng, etc.), xin liên lạc với smod Hoangnguyen112 hoặc smod Dimwit, hoặc post bài trong Hướng Dẫn/Thắc Mắc/Ý Kiến B) Nếu vấn đề liên quan đến bài viết và các nội dung trong diễn đàn (xóa, chỉnh sửa, etc.), cũng xin liên lạc với Hoang hoặc brey để yêu cầu giải quyết c) Mọi câu hỏi và thắc mắc về tài khoản sử dụng (tại sao bị khóa hoặc đình hoãn, etc.) và các vấn đề liên quan trực tiếp đến các thành viên khác của diễn đàn, xin gửi thư đến Admin tại địa chỉ asianlabrys@gmail.com
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YourSaltyDaddy    465

Why should I care about you when there is nothing in it for me, in terms of paybacking? 

Called me asshole or scum or whatever you want.

However, make sure you pay your bill or pass your exams or get the real job or make your bed before wasting your time on me, young ladies.

At least, not all folks that need help are good people. It's the world that such well-bred social justices like YOU just don't get the ideas.

 

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

Cô Hương Lan lớn tuổi rồi, mà cổ nói từ "Dạ không sao cả" nghe cưng, dễ xương ghê á 😂.

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Đợt bầu cử này được chứng kiến nhiều điều thú vị lắm. Bên nào cũng cho mình đúng, đập nhau thấy mụ nội luôn. Ai cũng có cái lí của mình. Ai cũng nghĩ mình đứng về phía chánh nghĩa.

Vợ chồng li dị, cha mẹ con cái từ mặt nhao, bạn bè bo xì, hay người lạ tranh thủ đi chửi qua chửi lại xả stress, kẻ đứng ngoài chê cười lũ ngu xuẩn 😂.

Zậy mới thấy xứ Mỹ muôn màu muôn vẻ, ai cũng muốn tới Mỹ một lần trong đời. Đối với tui, nước Mỹ là quê hương thứ hai rồi.

Dù cho sau này nước Mỹ sụp đổ, tui cũng sẽ kề bên sát cánh với Uncle Sam.

Nước Mỹ chỉ mới thành lập hơn 200 năm thôi, còn rất trẻ. Tuổi trẻ thì bao giờ cũng tràn trề hi vọng, mong muốn đổi thay, nhưng vẫn không mất đi bản sắc vốn có trong mình.

Nước Mỹ...

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

COVID conversation:

Weirdo: Yo, you testing today?

Me: Yessir!

Weirdo: Well, I have to be quarantined until you get your result back.

Me: So it's a free day off for you.

Weirdo: Hell yeah, as long as you come back with negative.

Me: I'm positive that I'm negative girl 😂.

Weirdo: 😂😂😂

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

Trong phòng cách ly, ô cửa kính dày ngăn cách những người bệnh. 

Nerd: mày có sợ chết không?

Tui: Không?

Nerd: Why not?

Tui: Nếu tao chết mà biến thành ma. Tao sẽ xách đít đi vòng quanh thế giới, dòm ngó những bí mật của con người, ngắm idol tao thích tắm, hay bày prank chọc phá đứa tao ghét, hưởng thụ những quyền lợi mà chỉ ma mới có huê huê huê. Không ai nhìn thấy tao, nhưng chỉ mình tao thấy họ. 

Nerd: *cười muốn tụt quần* OH MY GOD! 😂😂😂... It sounds so much like you. I'm dying omg!

Tui: Cái đó gọi là lạc quan đó bây hông biết gì hết lol.

Nerd: Đôi khi tao rất tò mò não mày nó hoạt động bằng chất gì 😂. Vậy còn gia đình, người thương của mày thì sao? Mày nỡ rời xa họ hả?

Tui: Dĩ nhiên không nỡ rồi. Nếu không vì sao tao lại thành ma mà không đi đầu thai thành thứ gì khác chứ. 

Nerd: *gật gật* Ừ, mày nói cũng đúng.

Tui: Tao mà, nói gì chẳng đúng há há há.

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Có khi con COVID nó thấy mình điên điên nên nó chừa mình ra lol.

 

 

 

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

I don’t understand why you girls can be straight?

I mean, have you seen those soft breasts, those voluptuous curves, those slender legs, and those lovely finger nails with those pinky tongue tasting as sweet as a cotton candy. Not to mention those husky, gentle voices when they call your name?

It's understood why men love women and women love women.

But, how the hell you don't love a woman? Surely, that goddess must be a lesbian as well. That's said, being a lesbian is the most privilege, only the fools think it's a sin. What a dullard!

Oh boys, you girls are missing out the best time of life. 

I feel pity for y'all, lol.

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

"Nếu bạn cho họ một con cá, họ sẽ ăn trong một ngày. Nếu bạn dạy cho họ cách câu cá, họ sẽ ăn mãi mãi."

 

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

Something to read, just a bit blissful and motivated.

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“My husband had a sudden heart attack a few months ago.  It was just a few blocks from here.  They called me in to identify his body and then just let me walk right out onto 7th Avenue.  I felt so lost.  My friends were wonderful and supportive but eventually everyone moves on with their lives.  I don’t have children.  And I’m not a workaholic.  So I was left with this intense loneliness and void.  I couldn’t eat.  I couldn’t sleep.  Then one day I started researching dogs that are good for grief and depression.  And ‘poodle’ kept popping up.  But when I went to the rescue fair, all the poodles were gone.  There was this one old dog in the back that nobody was looking at.  She was skin and bones.  She was trembling and scared and mucus was running out of her eyes.  She seemed so fragile.  She reminded me of myself.  I named her Grace because I think my husband sent her to me.  She’s my first dog.  She’s been pure joy.  We spend all our time together.  She’s gained her weight back.  She comes with me to therapy.  We’re getting better together.”

~Humans of New York~

 

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

Well ladies & sir,

Sure people can be body positive all the way to the ICU when their diabetes and heart disease show them that reality doesn't give a f*ck about your feelings, lol.

 

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

That's right. My toast was burned like coal this morning, must be TRUMP'S fault lmao.

The world is dying, TRUMP'S fault.

Your girl is cheating on you, TRUMP'S fault.

You suck, also, TRUMP'S fault.

😂😂😂

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

Honest out-of-office email:

“Hello, I’m not working today because I’ve had enough. If it’s urgent I’m sure you can handle it. If you have my mobile number, don’t even think about it! Bye.”

😂😂😂😂

Girls, I'm out. Can't be late for Christmas party.

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

“To truly love another person is to accept that the work of loving them is worth the pain of losing them.”

Dani never give up on Jamie. No matter where the dimension Dani is in, she is still by Jamie's side. Forever. For eternity.  For always.

 

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

Hồi nhỏ hay nhìn chữ Santa lộn thành Satan. Tới giờ vẫn lộn, hãy nghĩ về những bức thư mình gửi cho ngày Noel.

"Dear Satan,

....."

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

Not-so-straight girl: is it 12/14 today?

Me: Yes, why?

Not-so-straight girl: I remember 12/14 is somehow associated with you, Winwin.

Me: *laugh* Good grief, are you an elephant? Don't tell me you asked to see me just talk about this day.

Not-so-straight girl: No, but I need someone to listen to my trouble.

Me: And what is it?

Not-so-straight girl: I, I think I head over heel to a woman now.

Me: *whistle* Sweet, does your husband know?

Not-so-straight girl: He knows, and he tells me don't see that woman anymore. But how since we are coworkers.

Me: Lemme guess, you just can't take her off of your mind and feel guilt for cheating on your husband right?

Not-so-straight girl: Well, it's kinda like that, but we don't do something immoderate.

Me: Not yet right?

Not-so-straight girl: stfu Winwin, don't say it out loud, you know I'm torn between them right now.

Me: What makes you fall for this girl? I'm curious cuz you are just tooooo straight *laugh*

Not-so-straight girl: Well, what's to say, she's like a ray of sunshine y'know. She knows my situation, yet never force or demand me to do anything I hate. She is patient, thoughtful, and beautiful. She makes me smile, give me the comfort, wipe the tears away, make me forget all the troubles in a moment. And when she hugged me, there is a kind of happiness that I have never felt before. Y'know, she makes me happy, like I'm the central universe in her eyes.

Me: *laugh* omg, girl, you are deadass bewitched. I have never heard a lesbian said something romantic like that, let alone a straight girl like you.

Not-so-straight girl: C'mon Winwin, I'm serious. I don't want to cheat on my husband, we don't kiss yet.

Me: What did you say? Your mind already cheated on your husband, girl.

Not-so-straight girl: What should I do? I don't want to hurt her either. I can't bear to see her being sad, she doesn't deserve that.

Me: You love your husband?

Not-so-straight girl: He is the world to me, but... but....

Me: Then go for it.

Not-so-straight girl: what? What did you just say?

Me: I said, go for it. Your mind already cheated, it doesn't matter if your body cheats or not. Then why not go for it if your heart belongs to her at this moment?

Not-so-straight girl: You are crazy.... Winwin.

Me: Perhaps, I sold my morals and my soul to devil and Satan long time ago *laugh*

Not-so-straight girl: You are on crack, omg. I thought you gonna ask me why I cheat...

Me: if it were a man, I don't give a damned care. But since you fell with a girl, and as a lesbian, I see no reasons why I should tell you to stop.

Not-so-straight girl: No morals huh?

Me: Go for it girl, love hurts but it's worth til the end.

Not-so-straight girl: You are damn crazy, crackhead.

Me: I'm honored *laugh*

Not-so-straight girl: Is it how lesbian acting?

Me: No, they will slap your ass and curse you for being unfaithful like a normal, reasonable human.

Not-so-straight girl: oh lord *laugh* I'm deadass.

Me: lol.

 

 

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

Who doesn't love to be in a healthy relationship?

You wife is there to support you.

Your husband is not cheating on you.

Your family is there to care for you.

Your friends are there to defend you.

Your colleagues are there to teach you.

Your mind, is there, to guide you.

And yours, every thing that belongs to you, is there to wait for you.

What more could one ask for?

...and what are you waiting for, my friends?

 

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

You are lesbian but have a crush on a straight girl. Of course, she won't like you. That's terrible, hm?

But what's worse is.... Your crush is gay, and still she doesn't like you 😂.

 

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