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Để giảm bớt dung lượng dữ liệu của AL,  diễn đàn vừa xóa tất cả những nick chưa từng đăng nhập, chưa từng đăng bài hoặc đã 6 năm không hoạt động. 

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      Trước khi đặt vấn đề - thắc mắc, hoặc muốn tìm hiểu cách sử dụng diễn đàn AsianLabrys, xin vui lòng click vào đây, và tham khảo những chủ đề đã có trong box Hướng Dẫn/Thắc Mắc/Ý Kiến. Nếu thắc mắc chưa được giải đáp, xin làm theo như sau: a) Nếu bạn có câu hỏi hoặc gặp phải vấn đề liên quan đến kỹ thuật của diễn đàn (lỗi gặp phải khi sử dụng, etc.), xin liên lạc với smod Hoangnguyen112 hoặc smod Dimwit, hoặc post bài trong Hướng Dẫn/Thắc Mắc/Ý Kiến B) Nếu vấn đề liên quan đến bài viết và các nội dung trong diễn đàn (xóa, chỉnh sửa, etc.), cũng xin liên lạc với Hoang hoặc brey để yêu cầu giải quyết c) Mọi câu hỏi và thắc mắc về tài khoản sử dụng (tại sao bị khóa hoặc đình hoãn, etc.) và các vấn đề liên quan trực tiếp đến các thành viên khác của diễn đàn, xin gửi thư đến Admin tại địa chỉ asianlabrys@gmail.com
YourSaltyDaddy

"Open up my eager eyes. 'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside."

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

Ai mà biết được chuyện gì đã xảy ra với lũ trẻ trong cái cô nhi viện đó chứ?

Đặc biệt là những đứa bé gái tuổi mới lớn.

 

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

Đáng sợ nhất không phải là thất tình, mà là để đối phương biết được tình cảm của mình, trong khi bản thân lại mù mờ, không hiểu rõ được tình cảm của đối phương dành cho mình ra sao.

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

"Carpe diem, my Sapphic sisters.

Never mind the consequences.

Do it for love.

Do it for romance.

Yet at my back,

I always hear

Time’s winged chariot hurrying near;

And yonder all before us lie

deserts of vast eternity."

I wrote this for Valentine's Day, well, I'm always a sucker for romance.

Who doesn't?

0-D6-DF29-B-22-AD-4-E4-E-A7-A7-40-C1-BEFCAF37

 

 

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

Nhớ vợ.

Vợ nói có khi lại thấy mình lảng vảng trước mặt. Mình hỏi thấy ở đâu.

Vợ: "Trong tim."

 

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

I saw that you were perfect, and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect, and I loved you even more.

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

Friends: I fucking hate kids. Can't stand them.

Me: dudes, you have like 3 kids 😂.

Friends: I know, but I still hate kids 😂.

Lmao...

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

It's always the people with degrees that think they are the smart ones.

True story:

A few years ago I was trying to get a guy to plug his ethernet cable from his router into his laptop for troubleshooting an internet issue.Me:  "Can you plug it into the laptop for me?"

Him: "There's no port on here."

Me: "You have an HP 840?"

Him: "Yes"

Me: "Yeah it definitely has an ethernet port then. Its on the right."

Him: "Uh, NO. It does NOT. Listen, guy. I have a BACHELOR degree in Computer Networking. If there were a fucking ethernet port on this machine, I would definitely fucking find it."

Me: "Lift up the flap."

Him: "....  oh "

 

32-B404-A6-D5-A2-4710-9382-840-DC919-A59-A

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Her: you know, my mom is diagnosed liver cancer.

Me: How long is her time?

Her: 3 to 6 months.

Me: Cry enough?

Her: ......

*mental breakdown*

*sobbing uncontrollably*

Me: Your mom is gonna live more than 6 months.

Her: are you sure? How do you know?

Me: Remember my birthday wish. I'm giving away my 10 years of living to anyone who needs it.

Her: *smile* you silly goose.

Me: Your mom is gonna live like 10 years 6 months.

Her: *laugh* *sobbing* I'm surprised.

Me: what?

Her: nothing, I thought you will say something mean, cuz you never care if someone die or not.

Me: *snort* why would I? You will die eventually, sooner or later, right?

Her: stop it.

Me: I don't really care if I myself die or not. But your mom, I have feelings she will live. She deserves that. Don't listen to that quack.

Her: why you so sure?

Me: Am I ever wrong?

Her: no.

Me: See. I'm never wrong. She will live. 

Her:..... thank you *sobbing*

Me: My pleasure.

 

 

 

 

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

fuck.

Please say you won't give up.

Please say you won't be defeated.

You know what?

I fucking hate it.

I fucking hate that people who have a good heart have to go way too early.

Life is so unfair, so unfair at all.

Now my mood is ruined.

Fucking wonderful.

fuck them, not you.

Goddamnit!!!

I don't believe in the stars nor God or whatever the fuck they are in the sky.

But I pray for you.

You fucking better survive.

You fucking better live.

Don't die yet.

Not yet.

You hear me?

You better.

 

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

*people bragging about getting a degree*

They: hey are you studying?

Me: No.

They: why, oh, are you a graduate?

Me: Yes.

They: so what you doing with your degree?

Me: to wipe my ass I guess. That degree is made of high-quality paper y'know 🤷‍♀️.

They: ....

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

Don’t be discouraged by things that people say or look down on you.

I mean, if you say 2+2=3 and still earn MORE than them, who cares? 🤡

That's right, go tell them to kiss your ass and lick your boots 😎.

 

it’s also okay to have an attitude, even you are being nice, they still freaking hate you, so goes full-bitch mode to them.

 

 

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

"When I was a child I asked my mother what homosexuality was about and she said - and this was 100 years ago in Germany and she was very open-minded - 'It's like hair color. It's nothing. Some people are blond and some people have dark hair. It's not a subject.' This was a very healthy attitude." —Karl Lagerfeld

 

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

 

I don't like watching movies.

But there was one night, she invited me to watch this slow-burn, romantic movie with her.

She told me, she loved the Beast because he reminded her of me.

I looked at her.

I didn't remember how or why.

But I kissed her. Deeply. 

And I realized,

she was right.

This movie did remind me of her,

every time.

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YourSaltyDaddy    465

Khi nàng thủ thỉ từ "Nha..."

 

I swear,

I heard a certain crack in my heart.

 

Oh my Sappho!!!!!!

 

That's no good.

No good.

Hell no.

Hell to the fuck no.

Calm down.

Calm down.

 

It's just a phase.

Yes, it's just a phase...

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